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Originally posted by duecerHow old are you? 12 maybe 13?
y...yo...you hate me?:'(
just for that, when the end comes we're using yer grave for a latrine
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Originally posted by duecerAre thre any virgins invloved?
It will be called the One True United Church of Jehovah. Any one else who does not join my church and subscribe to the doctrines that I will divulge to them, will have to sleep dormant in the ground for all eternity. Jehovah has chosen me to be his faithful and discreet slave. You say you want proof? That just shows your lack of faith, and I will have to dism ...[text shortened]... me church for your current publications, credit cards are also accepted....no personal checks.
Originally posted by duecervery entertaining.
It will be called the One True United Church of Jehovah. Any one else who does not join my church and subscribe to the doctrines that I will divulge to them, will have to sleep dormant in the ground for all eternity. Jehovah has chosen me to be his faithful and discreet slave. You say you want proof? That just shows your lack of faith, and I will have to dism ...[text shortened]... me church for your current publications, credit cards are also accepted....no personal checks.
Originally posted by generalissimoHey this is going great.... Don't stop.
very entertaining.
can I join?
I promise I'll stop smoking and drinking (because that will somehow make me better than others), and I'll be pleased to wear a little suit, carry a bible and go knock on people's doors to try save their souls.
Originally posted by generalissimoyou don't understand, we don't have to be better than everybody else, we'll just claim we are, and since Jehovah loves us more cuz we go door to door and use his name, we will be better
very entertaining.
can I join?
I promise I'll stop smoking and drinking (because that will somehow make me better than others), and I'll be pleased to wear a little suit, carry a bible and go knock on people's doors to try save their souls.
Originally posted by Proper Knobyou'll have to take it slow my man, once is all it takes, and they're not virgins anymore.
I'm in, but as soon as there's no virgins i'm out. It's all about the virgins for me man.
Originally posted by duecerYou should move to San Francisco. They start a new religion about every 3 weeks. You'd fit right in!
It will be called the One True United Church of Jehovah. Any one else who does not join my church and subscribe to the doctrines that I will divulge to them, will have to sleep dormant in the ground for all eternity. Jehovah has chosen me to be his faithful and discreet slave. You say you want proof? That just shows your lack of faith, and I will have to dism ...[text shortened]... me church for your current publications, credit cards are also accepted....no personal checks.
Originally posted by duecerso its even better than I thought!
you don't understand, we don't have to be better than everybody else, we'll just claim we are, and since Jehovah loves us more cuz we go door to door and use his name, we will be better