Holy Whores

Originally posted by invigorate
I hear muslims are promised to go heaven with virgins if the die in a glorious manner.

Obviously there would be more motivation if they were tempted with sex experts rather than novices.

And as someone pointed out in another thread: What happens to all these virgins when they are no longer virgins?

Are they re-virginated? If so, that must be one of God's favourite jobs.

And where do these virgins come from anyhow? Does God create them specifically? Or are they taken from the ranks of prematurely-dispatched earth-dwellers?

Do female suicide bombers get male virgins? I bet that's not their principle motivation for blowing themselves up. In fact, maybe it explains the gender difference.

Indeed, when you think about it, the whole thing is virgin on the ridiculous....