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Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

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13 Jan 13

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

13 Jan 13

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ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

Joined: 19 Apr 10
Moves: 55013

14 Jan 13

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]¿[/b]

¿Que?

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

14 Jan 13

3 edits

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis

¿Que?

Internet Site Forums seem like Large Cities. (.........................................)

Each of the Cities has Hotels [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]

The Hotels are like Threads [threadid]

Each Thread has Guests :-), :-)

Guests are like Posters.

Most Posters behave [? ?]

Some don't [¿ ¿]

Night Auditors get complaints from other Guests :-( :-( :-(

Rooms cost $39.95 The Unhappy Guests who can't zzzz zzzz

want their $$$ back.

Night Auditors call the General Manager, who tells them

to give the Noisy Guests [¿ ¿] a Second Warning !!!/!!!

and, then, if these Guests with Poor Manners continue... to call >>>>> the Cops.

Then the Big Cops show up:

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And, finally, everybody zzzz zzzz zzzz.

Next Morning all the Happy Guests 🙂 🙂 😉 😉

decide to come back to the same Hotel [ ]

next time their Schedule calls for Lodging in that same Large City. (........................)

(the end)
.

coquette

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

Joined: 04 Jul 06
Moves: 1115290

14 Jan 13

The elegantly dressed young woman walks confidently into the hotel with her sparkling eyes, svelte figure, and an engaging smile ( * ) ( * ) ! ! !

apathist

looking for loot

western colorado

Joined: 05 Feb 11
Moves: 9664

14 Jan 13

I almost hate the holodeck. (I'm not sure where that came from.) Physically it fails to make sense, and culturally they (the Enterprise crew) usually wastes it. Worf puts it to decent use, I guess.

Geordi used it best, I think. Model reality, so you can do your job better plus get a sex/love object happening.

coquette

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

Joined: 04 Jul 06
Moves: 1115290

14 Jan 13

Originally posted by apathist
I almost hate the holodeck. (I'm not sure where that came from.) Physically it fails to make sense, and culturally they (the Enterprise crew) usually wastes it. Worf puts it to decent use, I guess.

Geordi used it best, I think. Model reality, so you can do your job better plus get a sex/love object happening.

i need a translator, but it sounds fascinating

johnnylongwoody

Dublin Ireland

Joined: 31 Oct 12
Moves: 14235

14 Jan 13

Originally posted by coquette
i need a translator, but it sounds fascinating

I think he needs to get out more.

shortcircuit

master of disaster

funny farm

Joined: 28 Jan 07
Moves: 101546

14 Jan 13

Originally posted by apathist
I almost hate the holodeck. (I'm not sure where that came from.) Physically it fails to make sense, and culturally they (the Enterprise crew) usually wastes it. Worf puts it to decent use, I guess.

Geordi used it best, I think. Model reality, so you can do your job better plus get a sex/love object happening.

Too many hours of Star Trek.

apathist

looking for loot

western colorado

Joined: 05 Feb 11
Moves: 9664

14 Jan 13

They've been playing the movie cycle on cable lately.

It's 20 f below tonight. I'll stay in. 😛

coquette

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

Joined: 04 Jul 06
Moves: 1115290

14 Jan 13

and the next guest walks up to the Hotel Register

Good evening, Senor

Buenos Noches

He wore a Harris Tweed jacket

Spy, she thought

JS357

Joined: 29 Dec 08
Moves: 6788

15 Jan 13

Originally posted by coquette
The elegantly dressed young woman walks confidently into the hotel with her sparkling eyes, svelte figure, and an engaging smile ( * ) ( * ) ! ! !

Dress up your own! (Within G-rated limits.)

http://www.dressupgal.com/elegant-woman.html

coquette

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

Joined: 04 Jul 06
Moves: 1115290

15 Jan 13

Originally posted by JS357
Dress up your own! (Within G-rated limits.)

http://www.dressupgal.com/elegant-woman.html

i loved these! took me way way back. thanks!

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

15 Jan 13

1 edit

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Originally posted by coquette

i loved these! took me way way back. thanks!

"Spy, she thought.

i loved these! took me

way way back",

she said as his limo driver

whisked her away...

[2 b cont'd ¿]

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 656533

18 Jan 13

Originally posted by coquette
and the next guest walks up to the Hotel Register

Good evening, Senor

Buenos Noches

He wore a Harris Tweed jacket

Spy, she thought

A somewhat ruffled looking man on his way to check in, most probably not a spy.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

18 Jan 13

Originally posted by Ponderable
A somewhat ruffled looking man on his way to check in, most probably not a spy.

an astute night auditor, still bleary eyed and wistful,
thought otherwise. the overbearing general manager
was called; to the surprise of the animated and nubile
guest service reps, she answered: "harden, here?"

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