~guys and ~gals in the cave

Originally posted by Great Big Stees

Fear not drownedgal I saved the leaves. 🙂

please take leave of her leafy concerns; what we really need is a janitor or janitress. we've put out limpopo feelers but zippo, nada so far. our village mothers feel strongly that we should search within our own humble digs for the right [or left handed] person. only one 'critical must have criterion' iz: 7 years attedance at the world plumbers convention and one pair of baggy pants. need's urgent. limpopo's overflowing with shh... Reveal Hidden Content
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... sash that reads "U of GBG homecoming queenie bee 1958", you mean.

What? She told me I was the first and only.😳😲

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... and what about the daze?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
please take leave of her leafy concerns; what we really need is a janitor or janitress. we've put out limpopo feelers but zippo, nada so far. our village mothers feel strongly that we should search within our own humble digs for the right [or left handed] person. only one 'critical must have criterion' iz: 7 years attedance at the world plumbers convent ...[text shortened]... popo's overflowing with shh... [hidden]short cigar stubs and pepsi cans.[/hidden]
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I note with some concern that you haven't stepped forward for any of the "grunt" duties. What's up with that?😠

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I note with some concern that you haven't stepped forward for any of the "grunt" duties. What's up with that?😠

i post. and also do chores around the limpopo jail.
those are my day jobs. evenings i run monopoly game night;
all the players get excited when the dice are rolled
to find out who receives a jail-out pass and who don't.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
i post. and also do chores around the limpopo jail.
those are my day jobs. evenings i run monopoly game night;
all the players get excited when the dice are rolled
to find out who receives a jail-out pass and who don't.
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OK that explains where all that noise is coming from at night. Ya right "Monopoly". From all the hooping and hollering that's going on over there it sounds more like Strip Poker. Oh Thanks for inviting me over for a game pal.:'(

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Perhaps when I'm 6 feet under (and even then I'm not sure) "roots" lady.

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23 kids? Sounds like he's doing all the grunting.
Must be with that new wife I rejected.
Either that or the five hour marriage dance
has him out of breath.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
23 kids? Sounds like he's doing all the grunting.
Must be with that new wife I rejected.
Either that or the five hour marriage dance
has him out of breath.

Tsk, Tsk Mr. Longwoody. How soon "we" forget eh?
"Waaaaaay too much to do so I tossed her back in the Limpopo and wished her well. She's not a particularly sophisticated woman because as she slipped under the surface she shot me "the bird".

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Tsk, Tsk Mr. Longwoody. How soon "we" forget eh?
"Waaaaaay too much to do so I tossed her back in the Limpopo and wished her well. She's not a particularly sophisticated woman because as she slipped under the surface she shot me "the bird".

seems to be some irregularity in the flow of the ancient river limpopo, causing raw sewerage reguritation into moo meadow which has left a few cows ill and one old bull heartsick. the housekeeper of the cave bedrooms and whiskey forager have suggested that the highway crews close all cart and wagon paths immediately. please keep these hard working villagers in your thoughts and prayers.
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good news just received: limpo stork delivered a healthy baby girl with brown hair.
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