04 Feb 13
Call the paramedics, Sasquatch is down and so are five police officers.
Saquatch is armed and dangerous. 16 hostages still held.
Sasquatch believed to be armed with 2 AR 15's, 3 Glock 17's
a Colt 1911 .45 calibre and a bagful of grenades.
His demands are that he wants his boss fired and Sasquatch gets to take over
all of his clients. He wants a new Cadillac, a house in Miami, next weeks
lottery numbers and the phone numbers of all the women that went out
with Tiger Woods.