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What do you do when the washing machine breaks down?

Slap her and say, "Get a hold of yourself, woman!"

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Originally posted by darvlay
What do you do when the washing machine breaks down?

Slap her and say, "Get a hold of yourself, woman!"
how many chauvinists does it take to screw in the kitchen lightbulb?




none. the hag can wash the dishes in the dark.

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Originally posted by wormwood
how many chauvinists does it take to screw in the kitchen lightbulb?




none. the hag can wash the dishes in the dark.
Where's the washing machine in this joke?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Where's the washing machine in this joke?
In the punch line.

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Did you hear about the new Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson model washing machine?

You open it up and it's got a white agitator inside.

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Originally posted by darvlay
In the punch line.
That's a (human) dishwasher, not a washing machine.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That's a (human) dishwasher, not a washing machine.
Hilarious, isn't it?

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Originally posted by Jusuh
the thread is about pants!

I hate when people commit grammatical errors, even in easy sentences.
No the thread is about washing machine jokes,pants was used as an adjective,you might well use perfectgrammar just a shame you dont realise what people are going on about, innit ?

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Whats the difference between George Michael and a washing machine?



A washing machine wont let you open the door till its finished.

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what's the difference between a washing machine and me?

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Originally posted by Von Bardeleben
what's the difference between a washing machine and me?
washing machines are usefull?

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