1. f3 e5 2. g4 Nf6 3. Bg2 g6 4. d3 Bg7 5. e4 O-O 6. f4 exf4 7. Bxf4 d6 8. e5 dxe5 9. Bxe5 Bxg4 10. Qd2 Bd7 11. Bxb7 Re8 12. Nf3 Rxe5+ 13. Nxe5 Qe8 14. d4 Ng4 15. Bxa8 Nxe5 16. dxe5 Bxe5 17. c3 Bxc3+ 18. Kd1 Bxd2 19. Nxd2 Nc6 20. Re1 Qxa8 21. Rc1 Ne5 22. Rxe5 Bg4+ 23. Kc2 Qc6+ 24. Kb1 Bf5+ 25. Ka1 Qxc1+ 26. Nb1 Qxb1# 0-1
My win in one minute blitz. this is why you should resign.

Originally posted by RBHILL
1. f3 e5 2. g4 Nf6 3. Bg2 g6 4. d3 Bg7 5. e4 O-O 6. f4 exf4 7. Bxf4 d6 8. e5 dxe5 9. Bxe5 Bxg4 10. Qd2 Bd7 11. Bxb7 Re8 12. Nf3 Rxe5+ 13. Nxe5 Qe8 14. d4 Ng4 15. Bxa8 Nxe5 16. dxe5 Bxe5 17. c3 Bxc3+ 18. Kd1 Bxd2 19. Nxd2 Nc6 20. Re1 Qxa8 21. Rc1 Ne5 22. Rxe5 Bg4+ 23. Kc2 Qc6+ 24. Kb1 Bf5+ 25. Ka1 Qxc1+ 26. Nb1 Qxb1# 0-1
My win in one minute blitz. this is why you should resign.

Originally posted by Mrhuma
Game 9393530

Originally posted by Red Night
you and your opponent should take up checkers

I have a chessmaster 7000 and have thought about using it. But I wouldn't understand its move and would have to use it again. Plus I get distracted by Cabela or Homeworld.

Originally posted by apathist
I have a chessmaster 7000 and have thought about using it. But I wouldn't understand its move and would have to use it again. Plus I get distracted by Cabela or Homeworld.

True. But breaking the rules is a time-honored human tradition, innit? Don't worry, I like the game too much to cheat, and I'm sure my record reflects that fact.

Apparently my record also shows when I've been on a drinking binge. :/