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Originally posted by Great Big SteesAn interesting feature of my new phone answering machine (an early Christmas gift from Sir Crowley, which combines the latest breakthroughs in gbaway technology with internet security protocols) is an olfactory sensor. It routinely screens and identifies the caller's probable scent/location along a full spectrum, from fragrant to malodorous, within the first two of three rings... for the purpose of selecting an appropriate message from its user personalized repertoire. Seems you, for some reason, were placed at far left minus three sigma and given one of several impersonal messages reserved for telemarketers trying to stick it to me, stinky unwashed philistines up to no good, sweaty Canadians reeking of terminal hockey fever or suffering syrupy malaise from an endemic soggy pancake addiction. Please leave a message after the tone and thanks for your call.
Left message. Your machine says you're not available, something about previous commitments or was it being commited?
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyBeeep: I was aboot to hang up when you got to philistines but decided to continue on till the end. Lucky I did because I noted that you mentioned the Canadiens and they did play the Phillies on Monday and beat them. Mind you I think the Leafs could bea.....wait they probably couldn't.
An interesting feature of my new phone answering machine (an early Christmas gift from Sir Crowley, which combines the latest breakthroughs in gbaway technology with internet security protocols) is an olfactory sensor. It routinely screens and identifies the caller's probable scent/location along a full spectrum, from fragrant to malodorous, within the ...[text shortened]... the tone and thanks for your call.
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI am not 100% sure, but it appears like you insulted a bunch of us canucks! ðŸ˜
An interesting feature of my new phone answering machine (an early Christmas gift from Sir Crowley, which combines the latest breakthroughs in gbaway technology with internet security protocols) is an olfactory sensor. It routinely screens and identifies the caller's probable scent/location along a full spectrum, from fragrant to malodorous, within the ...[text shortened]... the tone and thanks for your call.
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