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i accept this prize on behalf of all the little people who made it possible. most particularly Ice, for starting the thread. we owe it all to you Ice. this trophy is yours, man!





hey! i meant metaphorically! get your greasy mitts off it!😠

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Reporter: i'm standing here with Blackamp, winner of both the 1000 and 1500 STG door prizes. so, Blackamp, how does it feel to take out yet another STG door prize?

Blackamp: freakin' awesome, Clint. i really didn't expect to win - there was a lot of tough competition - Coquette, GBS, Kewpie and the rest, and of course, the Ice man himself. and then, you never know if Bob is going to jump up out of his rocking chair and snatch it out from under your nose.

Reporter: and Rusty put in a late bid?

Blackamp: that's right, Clint. Rusty was right in there near the finish as Bob tried frantically to beat him off. luckily i was able to stay focussed, put in 110%, and keep my eyes on the ball.

Reporter: so, any plans to contest the 2000 door prize?

Blackamp: no, not at all, Clint. i feel i've achieved everything i wanted, and more, and it's time to move on to fresh challenges.

Reporter: thanks for your time, Blackamp, and congratulations.

Blackamp: thanks, Clint.

Reporter: back to you, Bryant.

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<later that night...>

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA! STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA! *hic*

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Wondering when STG will cruise past 1500 friendly hits. Guessing 10 January 2010.



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only six days off. so, about as accurate as your other posts.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
only six days off. so, about as accurate as your other posts.
04 Jan '10 00:55 :: 0 recommendations
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby

Wondering when STG will cruise past 1500 friendly hits. Guessing 10 January 2010.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
04 Jan '10 00:55 :: 0 recommendations
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby

Wondering when STG will cruise past [b]1500 friendly hits.
Guessing 10 January 2010.


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that's ok, Bob, no need to apologise for your error. cheer up, you can have the 2000 door prize.

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'A' stands for...



Arrogance. Arrogance rejects authority and, therefore, remains unteachable in any realm. Normal growth function becomes frustrated. Gradually a self imposed status of ignorance and immaturity becomes the norm. Without an adequate frame of reference or viable perspective, bitterness and hostility lock in. Irrespective of calendar age or IQ, the negativity which rules such foreheads typically compensates by becoming inordinately competitive and by developing layers of unrealistic expectation. Arrogant/immature people are never quite treated the way they want to be treated or loved in the precise way (or as much) as they want to be loved. These unfortunate souls often turn to gross excesses (including overly aggressive anti-social behaviour, even criminality, driven by pettiness and implacability and jealousy and covetousness and terminal hatred) for stimulation in lieu of happiness. Serious physical and/or mental illness may, in some instances, also cause irremedial behavioral dysfunction and chronic misery. Good day!






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so you're not leaving the thread after all? did the thing with the new grammy fizzle out already? it's always a mistake to announce these things prematurely in a public forum, i feel. it's better to wait until it's firmly established. but hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and they're biting, so buck up and get back out there!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
The object is to keep this thread on top of page one. A game destined to fail. 😞
Pine Cones


Perhaps some page one internet bulletin board threads
occasionally assume a few marginal human attributes
as they wait with ceremonious impatience for validation,
as if a postman may deliver an unexpected perfumed gift
or some invincible puppy love phone will finally ring.

Those on page two and beyond accept their altered status
and understand that going well behind all known moons
in an orbit equating with benign, if not merciful, neglect
is nothing more or less than the essence of the scheme.
Somewhere in a slightly less fictitious corner of the planet

a sheaf of ancient love letters smiles comfortably numb,
unaware of being relegated to the top drawer of a dust
laden bureau in a lakefront summer cabin, where a white
boat with blue trim is innocently dry-docked and the casual
stillness broken only by reluctant pine cones still falling.




(Gift for Miss STG from one of her admiring RHP Uncles)




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Wow. This is getting to be pretty amazing.

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I just checked in to see if the Rant was over, and the person has been properly medicated.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I just checked in to see if the Rant was over, and the person has been properly medicated.
yep, Grampy's got his meds. thanks for checking in on your little buddy. naturally, he was devastated at missing out on another door prize, and had to be sedated.

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Originally posted by coquette
Wow. This is getting to be pretty amazing.
i'm getting a creepy feeling that you're 'Miss STG' - has GB just posted you a love letter?

i mean, the alternative seems to be that he's posting poetry to a thread, which would be even (just slightly) weirder.

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Last word for the day. Good Night and may God bless. For you non believers I will remember you in my nightly prayers just the same, you need them most. 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Good Night and may God bless. b]
Thank you Clem Kadiddlehopper.

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