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Suzzie says Badger

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Scotlands last working Porridge mine to close as sales of Scots Porridge Oats reach an all time low.

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So Vegan Zen Master has given in and become a carnivore and is as we speak is setting up a Haggis Farm up in the Highlands (free range of course)

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Originally posted by redbadger
So Vegan Zen Master has given in and become a carnivore and is as we speak is setting up a Haggis Farm up in the Highlands (free range of course)
I'm loading a couple of #5 shot in my double barrel as I type this. Can ya give me directions please.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I'm loading a couple of #5 shot in my double barrel as I type this. Can ya give me directions please.
head for heathrow London then follow your nose until you get to Berwick On Tweed (Border control) remember to take mosquito cream and an Elephant gun. Oh and some indigestion tablets for after the deep fried Mars Bars.

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Originally posted by redbadger
So Vegan Zen Master has given in and become a carnivore and is as we speak is setting up a Haggis Farm up in the Highlands (free range of course)
Zen Master has a stash, once his crystal malt arrives from way down in Taunton he shall make a fine oatmeal stout nom nom nom and simply drink beer instead of food. nom nom nom 😀

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Originally posted by redbadger
head for heathrow London then follow your nose until you get to Berwick On Tweed (Border control) remember to take mosquito cream and an Elephant gun. Oh and some indigestion tablets for after the deep fried Mars Bars.
Pass me a napkin please, my mouth is watering.

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Originally posted by redbadger
So Vegan Zen Master has given in and become a carnivore and is as we speak is setting up a Haggis Farm up in the Highlands (free range of course)
Deosil or widdershins?

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Originally posted by redbadger
Scotlands last working Porridge mine to close as sales of Scots Porridge Oats reach an all time low.
Well, then they better start a spaghetti plantation instead, I hear they are a lot more productive.....

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I am deliciously confused.

In your face

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Pass me a napkin please, my mouth is watering.
You have a penchant indigestion tablets?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Well, then they better start a spaghetti plantation instead, I hear they are a lot more productive.....
I don't think those will grow in Scotland - they're more usually found in the Swiss Alps.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
You have a penchant indigestion tablets?
BURP. Indeed.

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So Robbie gave up his dream of haggis farming and moved to Newcastle and got a job down the Black Pudding mine.

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Originally posted by redbadger
So Robbie gave up his dream of haggis farming and moved to Newcastle and got a job down the Black Pudding mine.
...and how is the Pudding mining going? Any idea to bring investors into this?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
...and how is the Pudding mining going? Any idea to bring investors into this?
LOL The Zen Master has finished his oatmeal stout, or rather his son and friends finished it off! Beer pirates! He now has 23 litres of Sarah Hughes Dark Ruby in fermenting vessel 1 and 23 litres of Fullers English Special Bitter in fermentation vessel 2.

No need to kill for food my friends, drink beer, its the natural and healthy option! (Lots of natural goodness you don't get from pasteurised beer like wot you buy in the shops). You know it makes sense!