Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...Jared Kushner

Two rights make a...

...180 degree turn.

Bell, Book and...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...180 degree turn.

Bell, Book and...

...candies, a must for a day at home.

Don't cross the bridge till you come...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...candies, a must for a day at home.

Don't cross the bridge till you come...

... clean.

If you want something done right, ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... clean.

If you want something done right, ...

... hire a professional.

Never tell tales out of...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
... hire a professional.

Never tell tales out of...

...yer arse.

Dead men tell...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...yer arse.

Dead men tell...

... no alternative facts.

Don't count your chickens before ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... no alternative facts.

Don't count your chickens before ...

...they get to the other side.

Do Not Fold, Spindle or ...

Originally posted by @js357
...they get to the other side.

Do Not Fold, Spindle or ...

...oh what the hell. A little folding and spindling never hurt anyone.

While your up...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...oh what the hell. A little folding and spindling never hurt anyone.

While your up...

...in there Doc, add an extra stitch for me.

Baby's in black and I'm feeling...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...in there Doc, add an extra stitch for me.

Baby's in black and I'm feeling...

...aroused.

All the beer in the world...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...aroused.

All the beer in the world...

...and you hadda drink mine.

Let them eat...

Originally posted by @js357
...and you hadda drink mine.

Let them eat...

... drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ...

... a torrent of hammers and anvils, may come pouring down.

And in the end, the love you make, is equal to...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
... a torrent of hammers and anvils, may come pouring down.

And in the end, the love you make, is equal to...

... the square root of minus two --- BAZINGA!

Diffrent strokes for ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... the square root of minus two --- BAZINGA!

Diffrent strokes for ...

...men's eights, screws up the rhythm.

A horse, a horse! My kingdom ....