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28 Sep 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI did and you haven't cashed it yet, perfection my A$$. ðŸ˜
Send me a cheque sir for 12 hundred pounds and I will show you the path to perfection.
@great-big-stees saidIn fairness sir, the cheque you sent me was signed 'Mickey Mouse' and postdated 2056.
I did and you haven't cashed it yet, perfection my A$$. ðŸ˜
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29 Sep 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidAn honest mistake. You did say, "How 'bout some cheese please".
In fairness sir, the cheque you sent me was signed 'Mickey Mouse' and postdated 2056.
29 Sep 19
@great-big-stees saidHe already got egg all over his face, why not some cheese!
An honest mistake. You did say, "How 'bout some cheese please".
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@very-rusty saidMention of eggs sir reminds me of the time I volunteered in a public library, and a pair of chickens walked up to the desk and said ‘Buk Buk BUK.’
He already got egg all over his face, why not some cheese!
-VR
I decided that the chickens desired three books, and gave them such. Around midday, the two chickens returned to the desk and again said ‘Buk Buk BuKKOOK!‘
Once more I decided the chickens desired another three books. The chickens left as before. Much to my surprise, they returned to the library in the early afternoon, and this time approached me looking very annoyed indeed and said ‘Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!‘
By now I was a little suspicious of these chickens. I gave them what they requested, and decided to follow them. They led me out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, I hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. I saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying,
“Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…”
29 Sep 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidYou should have put that in the Joke Thread if you haven't already!
Mention of eggs sir reminds me of the time I volunteered in a public library, and a pair of chickens walked up to the desk and said ‘Buk Buk BUK.’
I decided that the chickens desired three books, and gave them such. Around midday, the two chickens returned to the desk and again said ‘Buk Buk BuKKOOK!‘
Once more I decided the chickens desired another three books. T ...[text shortened]... ns throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying,
“Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…”
I even smirked a little at that one! ( That would be half a laugh)
-VR
@very-rusty saidJoke sir?
You should have put that in the Joke Thread if you haven't already!
I even smirked a little at that one! ( That would be half a laugh)
-VR
I was recounting of the time I volunteered in the library.
29 Sep 19
@ghost-of-a-duke said"Silly goad" (sighs) !
Joke sir?
I was recounting of the time I volunteered in the library.
-VR
@ponderable saidYou are in real trouble (have some issues) if you don't know! 😉
What exactly constitutes sexyness?
-VR
02 Oct 19
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@ponderable saidSexyness is not a factual thing - what one person finds sexy, others may not. When my friends and I discuss whether a man is sexy or not, we very seldom feel the same. They may be in agreement, I'm not. I don't think it has much to do with good looks.
What exactly constitutes sexyness?
02 Oct 19
@torunn saidAgain that really does depend on 'the person', some only think sexyness has to do with looks only.
Sexyness is not a factual thing - what one person finds sexy, others may not. When my friends and I discuss whether a man is sexy or not, we very seldom feel the same. They may be in agreement, I'm not. I don't think it has much to do with good looks.
-VR