Originally posted by HandyAndyMy avatar's a slip (sp?).
Your sexism is showing.
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Red Hot Pawn Heaven Volunteer Moderators will have limited duties. Levy of hefty fines and awarding
jail time won't be among them. Members (who are children here) there will have become adults.
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In Red Hot Pawn Heaven Kewpie will run the Linguistics Research Department. FMF will give midnight demonstrations of the Proper Role of The Devil's Advocate in the all night diner at the corner of Pearl Street and Main. Very Rusty will help God with the gold coins. Hand of Hecate will own all the gyms. ChessPraxis will be deputized as Sheriff and given permission to hire three members of his posse; and run the fleet of classic cars. Phlabibit and huckleberryhound will finally get to go to the New Nashville. Grampster Dumpster will serve as assistant supervisor of the janitorial unit. Permanently assigned to the grave yard shift, he will be responsible for clearing out all of the garbage and miscellaneous crap from the day. Divegeester and a Retired Angel with big muscles will assist him in the task of sorting and classifying all the worn out from the recyclable thumbs.
(to be continued)
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Originally posted by SilverstrikerGreat title for a contest entry. Nearly as we can determine, there is no such compartment deep within Hades or in any other Underworld Cavity. If there is a "red hot pawn hell", it's probably a misnamed. The Guy in Red screwed up. Chess.com and GameKnot Hells are probably real.
And in red hot pawn hell?
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