Originally posted by BLReidWow, I used that one the other night! 😉
From a low budget movie that I almost completely regretted watching:
Chick at bar to Don Johnson: Can I buy you a drink?
Don: I have a drink, But you can pay for it. (then tells bartender 'This one's on her' and walks away)
Originally posted by Bromage"Yeah, we're going jogging, or maybe it's "yogging", the "j" might be silent. Anyhow, I guess you just run for an extended period of time...
Will Ferrel talking to his dog in 'Anchorman':
"You really know how to cut to the core of me, baxter. You're so wise. You're like a miniature furry Buddha"
There's about 50 others from that movie
Originally posted by horseyTurkish to guy cooking sausage: "How long till those sausages are ready?"
Bricktop (in snatch) defines the word nemesis as:
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible chunt: me.
Sausage guy: "Two minutes Turkish"
*Turkish has a short talk about Caravans*
Turkish to sausage guy: "How long till those sausages are ready?"
Sausage guy: "5 minutes Turkish"
Turkish: "It was 2 minutes 5 F***ing minutes ago!"
Good movie.
Originally posted by uzlessAlso, after his mom sleeps with the principal to get him into school....
Jenny---"I bet that never happend in Home Economics class"
Forrest Gump (smiling)----"No....uh, I think I ruined your roomate's night gown"
Principal: "Your momma sure do care about yo education."
Forrest: "EE AA EE AA EE AA EE AA" (mocking the noise they were making 😉 )
Another great movie...
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.
Originally posted by aging blitzerWhat's that from?
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.
SANTANICO: “I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me, You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be ‘Spot.’ Welcome to slavery.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton’s acceptance speech upon becoming the 44th President of the United States? No -- it’s simply a nice monologue by Salma Hayek’s character in “From Dusk Till Dawn.”
From Shawshank Redemption -
'Andy Defresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side'. Morgan Freeman
Inmate, upon finding 'The Count of Monte Cristo' -
'Hey, this is by Alexandre Dumb Ass'
Andy Dufresene - 'Lets see'
Inmate hands over the book
Andy Dufresne - 'Its Dumas'.