Best Joke You've Heard Lately

Best Joke You've Heard Lately

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HoH
Thug

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17 May 18

Originally posted by @very-rusty
And you are just a turd, hop on the wagon! 😛

-VR
I'll hop on you anytime you want big boy.

Treat Everyone Equal

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17 May 18

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'll hop on you anytime you want big boy.
Never in person though eh, big boy?....LOL... We both know what a whimp you are!!!

-VR

HoH
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18 May 18

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Never in person though eh, big boy?....LOL... We both know what a whimp you are!!!

-VR
You can be on top then.

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18 May 18

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
That thread is full of crap one liners and knock knock jokes. This one is meant for premium lulz.
Then whydid you nick it from Sexy Losers without acknowledging Clay, you perverted cheapskate?

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18 May 18

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
Then whydid you nick it from Sexy Losers without acknowledging Clay, you perverted cheapskate?
Because I heard it from a guy named Rick and have no idea what you're on about you blithering duck faced git.

Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Because I heard it from a guy named Rick and have no idea what you're on about you blithering duck faced git.
And you call others stupid, just pay attention to what is being said instead listening to your own drum.

-VR

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

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18 May 18

Yesterday when in town I saw H o H pickpocket a midget.
I went up to him and said 'how can you stoop so low.'

Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
Yesterday when in town I saw H o H pickpocket a midget.
I went up to him and said 'how can you stoop so low.'
I am even surprised he was able to pick him up! 😛 😉

-VR

F

Unknown Territories

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18 May 18
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Originally posted by @very-rusty
I am even surprised he was able to pick him up! 😛 😉

-VR
You should teach the rest of your body to limbo like that noggin of yours.

Treat Everyone Equal

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18 May 18

Originally posted by @freakykbh
You should teach the rest of your body to limbo like that noggin of yours.
Did I pull your chains?

-VR

looking for loot

western colorado

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Two or three males here wanna rub dicks. Not saying I'm not involved.

looking for loot

western colorado

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Fred? zat you? You like unwashed plates. Good to see you, all powerful buzzing and shiit.

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18 May 18

Originally posted by @apathist
Two or three males here wanna rub dicks. Not saying I'm not involved.
I'm down if you are.

Treat Everyone Equal

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19 May 18

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'm down if you are.
You are always down on something hard! 😛

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
You are always down on something hard! 😛

-VR
What's the over/under on your heart rate just typing something like that out?
I'm guessing you moved from high 160's to nearly 200's the closer you got to the end of the sentence.