Originally posted by reader1107reader, do you want a new job? I think you could really help me out with this.
OK, OK
Ian has the potential to be a valuable member of our team. His knowledge of his department's niche in our company is unsurpassed. As he grows in his ability to work within Company Name's guidelines, he will grow as an asset to his team.
edit: I should point out that working here is often more annoying than working with 3rd graders.
Originally posted by RookRAKI used to work in an alcoholism treatment center. I was the entire financial department. The executive director had a social work degree, and she hired as secretaries people who needed fixing rather than people who were competent. Notice she wasn't an English major either. All I had was some college credits and my high school diploma, but I wrote all of the evaluations except my own: counselors, house mothers, maintenance, secretary, program manager. I'd write them, and then she'd add something or change a word. Did that for seven years. Now it kills me to write one sentence on a report card!
reader, do you want a new job? I think you could really help me out with this.
edit: I should point out that working here is often more annoying than working with 3rd graders.
Originally posted by reader1107I think someone should write some software to do this. You just fill in the names, check some boxes, and it generates the review.
I used to work in an alcoholism treatment center. I was the entire financial department. The executive director had a social work degree, and she hired as secretaries people who needed fixing rather than people who were competent. Notice she wasn't an English major either. All I had was some college credits and my high school diploma, but I wrote all ...[text shortened]... e a word. Did that for seven years. Now it kills me to write one sentence on a report card!
What is even more difficult is that these folks all think I'm a great manager, particularly *because* I despise these stupid tasks. I never make them write pointless status reports. I am the anti-red-tape manager. Here I am being strangled by the red tape.
Originally posted by AikoNot yet. I was hoping they would just ban me because I asked.
Have you tried using words such as 'dildo', 'booty', 'boobs', 'blowing', 'cherry' all in one sentence describing one context?
If I have to actually earn the ban, I will have to choose my words carefully so as to not get an overly long one.
Originally posted by NordlysThread 49575
Try posting a link to a site about the etymology of the f-word.