Originally posted by Captain Strange
Tulips Windmills Moustaches and shop windows displaying whores.

Personally I hate moustaches and tulips.

How about whores with mustaches? I've heard they're as popular as
goats in brothels all over Afghanistan.

Originally posted by Seitse
How about whores with mustaches? I've heard they're as popular as
goats in brothels all over Afghanistan.

There is nothing wrong with a whore having a moustache in the right place.

Originally posted by Kegge
There is nothing wrong with a whore having a moustache in the right place.

How about a set of 4? I'm counting the hairy armpits.

Originally posted by Seitse
How about a set of 4? I'm counting the hairy armpits.

So far I have not had any bad experiences with women whom had multiple moustaches, so I guess four would be within my reach. I will ask the misses to grow a few more to see what happens. And if she isn't willing I will put an adverb up in the locals.