John Kerry, Secretary of State

Originally posted by sasquatch672
VERY well done sir! Always loved you Irish...

Hey man!!

Welcome back!

I hope you have calmed down now and are in a
state of nirvana.. nicely chilled like a bottle of Bollinger.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Hey man!!

Welcome back!

I hope you have calmed down now and are in a
state of nirvana.. nicely chilled like a bottle of Bollinger.

I'm always calm, my main man...I poke people happily! If they let their emotions get away from them (which seems to happen with alarming frequency), well, that's their choice. (I would have thrown in a few more digs into your opus though).

If you're a golf fan, I'm well acquainted with one of your countrymen who's had Some recent success - Mark Murphy?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I'm always calm, my main man...I poke people happily! If they let their emotions get away from them (which seems to happen with alarming frequency), well, that's their choice. (I would have thrown in a few more digs into your opus though).

If you're a golf fan, I'm well acquainted with one of your countrymen who's had Some recent success - Mark Murphy?

I do like golf. If it is on TV then I will look at it.
But I wouldn't go chasing it.

I heard a song recently in the melody of
Ghostriders in the sky,

It was about Tiger wood's wife running after him
with a three iron.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I do like golf. If it is on TV then I will look at it.
But I wouldn't go chasing it.

I heard a song recently in the melody of
Ghostriders in the sky,

It was about Tiger wood's wife running after him
with a three iron.

I believe her shot was with a nine iron. Don't want to overclub and miss the teeth or green.

Originally posted by normbenign
I believe her shot was with a nine iron. Don't want to overclub and miss the teeth or green.

Oh I saw the Tiger he was fleeing in his car,
the wife she was behind him screaming
who the f***k do you think you are?
I demand a divorce, yes now this is goodbye
and with this big three iron,
I'll send you to that golf course in the sky.


Yippeee I aayyy, Yippeeee I ooooooh



I want half of your millions,
I'll sue you and watch you cry.


Yipeeee I aayyyy, Yipppeee I ooooohh...........


To that golf course in the sky.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Oh I saw the Tiger he was fleeing in his car,
the wife she was behind him screaming
who the f***k do you think you are?
I demand a divorce, yes now this is goodbye
and with this big three iron,
I'll send you to that golf course in the sky.


Yippeee I aayyy, Yippeeee I ooooooh



I want half of your millions,
I'll sue you and watch y ...[text shortened]...


Yipeeee I aayyyy, Yipppeee I ooooohh...........


To that golf course in the sky.

I wonder how long it will be before Rory, or Graeme ends up with a lass ripe with child engaging them with a golf club?

Handsome, young athletic guys tend to draw the attention of gold digging women. At the other end, John Kerry does pretty well in attracting the heiress department.

Originally posted by normbenign
I wonder how long it will be before Rory, or Graeme ends up with a lass ripe with child engaging them with a golf club?

Handsome, young athletic guys tend to draw the attention of gold digging women. At the other end, John Kerry does pretty well in attracting the heiress department.

The limousine liberal heiress department. I've known a few of them.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
The limousine liberal heiress department. I've known a few of them.

As regards Tiger and other celebrities from other different sports,
I don't understand why these guys get married.


If you want to live the Charlie Sheen lifestyle,
then you may as well forget about marriage.


Go Charlie!!!

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
As regards Tiger and other celebrities from other different sports,
I don't understand why these guys get married.


If you want to live the Charlie Sheen lifestyle,
then you may as well forget about marriage.


Go Charlie!!!

I think I know the answer in regards to Tiger. His father was such a prodigious factor in motivating and shaping his life and values, that when he died, Tiger lost almost everything that put boundaries on his actions.

Look at Barry Sanders, and compare him to a lot of the brash young superstars in the NFL today. Upbringing and family mean a lot, and so many of the young superstars have at best half a family, and often not much in the way of values.