Castle - great to walk round for history but don't take mine home with you.
Knights - i bring mine to the table straight from the three day event at Badminton.
Bishops - bless every piece they take, then BANG, your piece is history (see Castles)
King - Martin Luther? BB? Billie Jean? Henry VIII? You decide
Queen - stand up and sing the National Anthem NOW! Send her victorious, ok?
Pawn - I love those little fellas. 8 of them can't go back. Charge, Crash, Bang, Wallop for my babies.