Important to know

@relentless-red said
That's not what the ladies say.

How would you know what the ladies say, they compare you with him? 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
You only Wish!

She reminds me of an ex I once kicked out of bed for eating crackers. 🙂

-VR

Oh, I heard you kicked him out of bed because his moustache wasn't bushy enough for you.

@the-gravedigger said
Oh, I heard you kicked him out of bed because his moustache wasn't bushy enough for you.

What happened did someone kick you in the head and you lost your mind?

You ok?

We were talking about the woman in the Video, I think you got lost!

-VR

3. Mr Potato head is now gender-neutral.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
3. Mr Potato head is now gender-neutral.

What's he/she got to do with your Rod Stewart tribute act?

@instantkarma777 said
What's he/she got to do with your Rod Stewart tribute act?

Here is where this thread started "Important to know"

1. Under Section 32 of the Salmon Act it specifies that handling salmon in suspicious circumstances is an offence in England, Wales and Scotland.

This is where we wound up!

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
3. Mr Potato head is now gender-neutral.

I heard he is now identifying as a kumquat.

@the-gravedigger said
I heard he is now identifying as a parsnip.

t-g you seem to hear a lot of things, do you believe most of what you hear? 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
t-g you seem to hear a lot of things, do you believe most of what you hear? 🙂

-VR

Only the bit about you dragging your mustachioed lover back into bed. Like a lion dragging a wounded impala across the Savannah plains of the Serengeti .

@the-gravedigger said
Only the bit about you dragging your mustachioed lover back into bed. Like a lion dragging a wounded impala across the Savannah plains of the Serengeti .

Do you know about gullible?...If not look it up could be your issue! 😛 😉

Perhaps you were just having a fantasy of something you'd like to do? 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
2. Logging into Facebook this evening I genuinely received an automated message that read 'Based on pages that you've interacted with you might like Rod Stewart.'

But might Rod Stewart like you ?

@very-rusty said
Do you know about gullible?...If not look it up could be your issue! 😛 😉

Perhaps you were just having a fantasy of something you'd like to do? 😉

-VR

I don't want to get involved in a lovers tiff.

@the-gravedigger said
I heard he is now identifying as a kumquat.

The Ghost accuses you sir of editing your post to replace parsnip with kumquat.

😲

@the-gravedigger said
I don't want to get involved in a lovers tiff.

Then don't imagine something that doesn't exist t-g! 😛 🙂

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Ghost accuses you sir of editing your post to replace parsnip with kumquat.

😲

Actually goad, you are correct, can't remember the last time! Crap happens....LOL....

-VR