Bio
I don't seem to retain any pertinent information from game to game. Every time I play, I have to figure out even the most basic strategy from the beginning. I'm like an unwashed grape in that way. In other ways, I'm like a salamander, or a big box of wooden hangers. Somewhere in the world, my cell phone knows what time it is. But I don't know where my cell phone is. Rotating heads ... pip, pop ... rotating heads ....
I could sure go for some chocolate milk.
Have you ever noticed that if you spend the whole day on your feet, your legs get all bimbly until you lie down for a few hours? You don't have to sleep, but you do have to get your legs horizontal, at least until the hemorrhaging stops. One time, Junior brought a live catfish into the kitchen, and, of course, he dropped it on the linoleum floor, and it was floppin' all over the place, slippery as a kidney bean in a bubble bath, I'll tell you what.
Uh oh. Better take a raincheck on that drink, Kemosabe. Looks like Nurse Ratchet wants to take my temperature.
Rating Trend
Rated Won / Drawn / Lost
All Rated
119 games
As White
67 games
As Black
52 games
Stats
- Games Played
- 121
- Rated
- 119
- Won
- 54
- Lost
- 65
- Drawn
- 2
- In Progress
- 0
- All Moves
- 4185
- Moves This Month
- 0
- Tourn. Entry Rating
- 1274
Rated Color
All
119 games
Won
53 games
Lost
64 games
Drawn
2 games
Rated Timeouts
Won
6 games
Lost
2 games
Historical
Highest Rating | 1279 | 1326 | 1343 |
Average Rating | 1269 | 1253 | 1263 |
Lowest Rating | 1260 | 1170 | 1170 |
Opponent Average Rating | 1234 | 1309 | 1302 |
Games Rated | 4 | 87 | 119 | 90 days | 1 Year | 5 Years |
---|
Affiliated Clans
No affiliated clans
Affiliated Clubs
No affiliated clubs
Tournament Victories
No tournament wins yet
Awards
Ladder Rank
No ladder entered
Notes
Moves This Month is the number of moves made since the 1st of the month.
Highest Rating excludes provisional (first 20) games.
Tournament Entry Rating is calculated by the formula (CurrentRating + HighestRating) / 2.
The entry rating will never drop to more than 100 points below your Highest Rating.
Rated stats are updated within 24 hours of the last completed rated game.
Last refreshed on 14 Jan 12.