Turgenev

I am Turgenev! You cannot beat me! I do not lose, without first challenging you to a duel with plastic tableware. Englanders, you are to me, like Tony Blair is to George Bush! You are my poodles. Amerikans, you will soon be ruled by a blonde shrew whose husband likes oral sex with fat chicks. Fie on you! Fie on everyone! I can say this because my wife has big fies!