My name is Rickovsky Trobinskikov. I was born in St Petersburgh and attended the Russian Union Bolshoi Boys Institute for Special Humans. After graduating with first class honors, I was employed as a specialist in a clandestine state run agency (Bolshivik Union Logistical League of Stategic Human Information Technology). I became a Grand Master by the age of 7 and have published a series of books under the title Chess: Rules Aims Players. I speak 73 languages (3 of which don't even exist yet!) and I lecture at the Academic Research School of Economics. I have 3 arms, can play the violin whilst making a cup of tea and cannot be beaten at Twister!!!!!