chess
I am capable of most bodily functions.
I have almost two portable cd players.
I can nearly do the abc in reverse.
I can bunny hop on a bmx left but not right or straight.
I dont own a bmx.
I have hair cuts somtimes.
I am dissapointed by the lack of wager function on this app.
I enjoy cooking.
I can cook two meals, chilli and boiled rice.
I have a gambling problem.
I was told urine is sterile but did not fact check it so please do not quote me on this.
Dont vote as then your address will be sold to directory websites by your council.
Too much television is very bad for you.
That is why I only own one.
My biggest fear is being publicly humiliated and then tortured to death.
The featle position is an underated sleeping method.
Carrots used to be purple.
I think parsnips have always been white, however again please do not quote me on this.
A man told me that badgers dont have tb its just farmers have spread this rumour so they can cull them.
However he is in favour of badger culling so he should't tell people.
He is also not a farmer though.
I have stopped drinking due to the tole it has put on my reletionships with people who seem to know me from somwhere, however I dont recognise them but their usually very angry with me and attack me/cable tie/drug me and bundle me into vans its all very stressfull.
I enjoy cigarettes.
Clinical trials can be a good way to make money.
Actually mushroom soup I can also make that.
Use honey and cocoa powder insted of chocolate in chilli.
T shirts are prefereble to shirts in my opinion.
I recently started putting cream in my coffee and was suprised how little difference in taste to milk their is, but i will continue.
I am not a fan of sugar in tea or coffee.
But sugar is better than artificial sweeteners they feed cancer cells in your body.
Thank you for reading my breif description about myself I hope to play chess with you at some point.