When chess was invented and the rules were passed around the gathering masses I was was doing something else. The finer points of the game have passed me by, but on my day, with a following wind and a cheese and pickle sandwich tucked inside my vest I can lose with dignity to anyone. If you want easy ranking points then I'm your eager victim, but beware - I will click skulls as that is often the only way I can increase my ranking - so you have been warned!