Long-time player but still learning and still getting some serious lessons along the way. I'll time you out. No questions asked.
"I warn you, madam - I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!"
"Oh, how nice! You must recite it for me some evening; I play the harpsichord."
If you want a personal challenge accepted, mail me the source of this movie quote 8-).
Proud new leader of the Nac Mac Feegle clan, the Founding Fathers of Clandom.