Currently analysing the fuzz on my ass. It seems to emit a pale, warm purple glow when the Aurora Borealis is really active...perhaps reacting (or communicating!!) to interstellar communication from denizens of deep space... The probe in my ass is really uncomfortable on cold winter nights here... I hope the plutonium those Greys used doesn"t enlarge my prostate, it"s already hard enough to take a leak in sub-zero temperatures, especially while balancing on my neighbor's windshield.
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