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    Is that ever necessary, given that God is purportedly omnipresent?

    Also, might that not come across as a regifting or even a rejection of the gift, i.e., "You gave me this soul, now I'm giving it back."?

    Does God even have a customer-service counter?
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    23 Aug '22 10:34
    @kevin-eleven said
    Is that ever necessary, given that God is purportedly omnipresent?

    Also, might that not come across as a regifting or even a rejection of the gift, i.e., "You gave me this soul, now I'm giving it back."?

    Does God even have a customer-service counter?
    Is that ever necessary, given that God is purportedly omnipresent?


    I don't think we'll know the answer to that one until we reach the hereafter of our lives.
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    @kevin-eleven said
    Does God even have a customer-service counter?
    Yes.

    It's called an alter where an innocent substitute is sacrificed on behalf of the repentant sinner.
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    @kevin-eleven said
    Is that ever necessary, given that God is purportedly omnipresent?

    Also, might that not come across as a regifting or even a rejection of the gift, i.e., "You gave me this soul, now I'm giving it back."?

    Does God even have a customer-service counter?
    What do you call "lifting up one's soul"? What does this phrase mean to you?

    Because it seems different than what it means to me.
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    @suzianne said
    What do you call "lifting up one's soul"? What does this phrase mean to you?

    Because it seems different than what it means to me.
    I'm just looking at the phrase as written.
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    @kevin-eleven said

    Does God even have a customer-service counter?
    What are you looking to exchange?
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    @divegeester said
    What are you looking to exchange?
    Do you take civet drops in your ear each morning?
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    @kevin-eleven said
    Do you take civet drops in your ear each morning?
    Can you explain what civet drops are?
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    @divegeester said
    Can you explain what civet drops are?
    How much are you willing to pay for me to google that for you?
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    @kevin-eleven said
    How much are you willing to pay for me to google that for you?
    You want me to do your explaining for you?
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    @divegeester said
    You want me to do your explaining for you?
    Have you lifted up your soul to The Almighty, and did it fall through your hands?
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    @kevin-eleven said
    Have you lifted up your soul to The Almighty, and did it fall through your hands?
    In your opinion who, or what, is “The Almighty”?
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    @divegeester said
    In your opinion who, or what, is “The Almighty”?
    Why do you seem to have such difficulty answering other people's questions?
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