moses was a poor stone carver

there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.

he left five behind.

which five were they ?

@mister-moggy said
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.

he left five behind.

which five were they ?

11. Never argue with an idiot.
12. Repeat.
13. Repeat.
14. Repeat.
15. Repeat.

@mister-moggy said
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.

he left five behind.

which five were they ?

11. Thou shalt not believe everything thou readeth in the bible, but waiteth a bit until science moveth on and debunketh a lot of what though shalt readeth therein, then have another think about it.
Would have needed a much bigger stone, though...

@mister-moggy said
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.

he left five behind.

which five were they ?

1) ignore weather forecasts
2) change your underwear daily
3) don’t gamble your money away
4) dip your headlights
5) cook your meat

@divegeester said
1) ignore weather forecasts
2) change your underwear daily
3) don’t gamble your money away
4) dip your headlights
5) cook your meat

6) Don't believe everything you read in the papers.

Okay it's one more than we're allowed, but I might get away with it.

One of them might be along the lines of: "If you say you are making your final post, then leave and do not look back on pain of being turned into a pillar of salt.".

@deepthought said
One of them might be along the lines of: "If you say you are making your final post, then leave and do not look back on pain of being turned into a pillar of salt.".

i was working my braincells to the bone trying to slap him with exactly this type of fishiness

well done
quite salty

@divegeester said
1) ignore weather forecasts
2) change your underwear daily
3) don’t gamble your money away
4) dip your headlights
5) cook your meat

Not bad.

@mister-moggy said
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.

he left five behind.

which five were they ?

11 - Don't wear flip flops when riding a proper motorcycle.

12 - Don't leave traces of butter in the Marmite jar.

13 - Don't blame the alcohol if you play poorly in a serious team darts game.

14 - Don't downplay Gordon Brown's 40 quarters of growth

15 - Don't wear proper motorcycle boots on a moped.

@mister-moggy said
there were originally fifteen commandments but moses ran out of room on his tablets as he made the engravings too large.

he left five behind.

which five were they ?

11. No man shall make a slave of another man.
12. Do not discriminate on grounds of gender, race or sexual identity.
13. You shall not rape.
14. You shall not make an enemy of science.
15. Look after the elderly and vulnerable.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

i think.

i have tried to make you think.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
11. No man shall make a slave of another man.
12. Do not discriminate on grounds of gender, race or sexual identity.
13. You shall not rape.
14. You shall not make an enemy of science.
15. Look after the elderly and vulnerable.

Look after the elderly and vulnerable is what is meant by "Honour thy father and mother.", or at least that's what I take it to mean.

@deepthought said
Look after the elderly and vulnerable is what is meant by "Honour thy father and mother.", or at least that's what I take it to mean.

Not sure about that. Sounds rather specific.

@deepthought said
Look after the elderly and vulnerable is what is meant by "Honour thy father and mother.", or at least that's what I take it to mean.

You took it right.

@secondson said
You took it right.

'The divine fatherhood is the source of human fatherhood. (Ephesians 3:14) This is the foundation of the honour owed to parents. ... It is required by God's commandment. (Exodus 20:12) Respect for parents (filial piety) derives from gratitude toward those who, by the gift of life, their love and their work, have brought their children into the world and enabled them to grow in stature, wisdom, and grace.'

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