you might be a chessplayer if

@sonhouse said
@venda

hehe, good one😉

You know what you call a chess player without a girlfriend?





Homeless......

I don't have a GF. I'm not homeless. I don't get it 😢

@ketchuplover said
I don't have a GF. I'm not homeless. I don't get it 😢

I don't either
maybe he means that if you have a girlfriend you'll stay home more?

a lot of chess players become chess addicts and eventually a lot of them become bums who just want to play chess eh?

So the girlfriend provides the place to live eh?

The original joke was about a guitar player with no girlfriend is homeless.

@old-indian said
a lot of chess players become chess addicts and eventually a lot of them become bums who just want to play chess eh?

So the girlfriend provides the place to live eh?

The original joke was about a guitar player with no girlfriend is homeless.

it's still not funny

Obviously you haven’t reached the level of chess addiction where you look for a girlfriend to pay the bills while you study chess eh?

Your loss eh?

@old-indian said
Obviously you haven’t reached the level of chess addiction where you look for a girlfriend to pay the bills while you study chess eh?

Your loss eh?

excelling in chess requires a little addiction
you are right
I am not addicted nor ever was

Damn I love spicey sausage!

No pun intended eh?

@old-indian said
Damn I love spicey sausage!

No pun intended eh?

we all know what you mean
a gay indian
spend a lot of teepee time do ya?

That depends eh?

How much cash you got?

@old-indian said
That depends eh?

How much cash you got?

what is a squaw required to do?

Everything eh?

...you were the last to get picked for teams in gym class and you were the last to find a seat on the bus going home.