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santa cruz, ca.
Joined 19 Jul '13 Moves 376505 you don't call a knight a horse
The Stacks
Joined 21 Aug '09 Moves 113496 ...you have mated in a variety of positions.
The Stacks
Joined 21 Aug '09 Moves 113496 ...you are an artist but abhore drawing.
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 You go into a rage when you see a chess scene in a movie and the board is set up wrong or the position is illegal or impossible.
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 You have to go into every used bookstore that you come across just to see if they have that old forgotten chess book that will make you a chessmaster.
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 You HATE chess metaphors used by people that know nothing about chess.
Wisconsin USA
Joined 09 Dec '01 Moves 71111 You press every clock and watch you see
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 When your wife asks you if you love chess more than her you just look at her and say nothing.
santa cruz, ca.
Joined 19 Jul '13 Moves 376505
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 @lemondrop said
you have a copy of MCOYou might be a chessplayer if you've realized your copy of MCO isn't needed anymore because..."Your only task in the opening is to reach a playable middlegame" - Portisch
santa cruz, ca.
Joined 19 Jul '13 Moves 376505 @anderssen said
You might be a chessplayer if you've realized your copy of MCO isn't needed anymore because..."Your only task in the opening is to reach a playable middlegame" - Portischyou might be a chess player if you can quote other chess players
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 LoL
You might be a chessplayer if you bust out laughing from chess jokes.
santa cruz, ca.
Joined 19 Jul '13 Moves 376505 you might be a chess player if you read greenpawn34's blog
Joined 06 Nov '15 Moves 41301 @lemondrop said
you might be a chess player if you read greenpawn34's blogYou advance your checker to the final rank and say "queen me".
Stuck on g1
Joined 02 Sep '12 Moves 59185 ...if you hate getting mated.
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