1. santa cruz, ca.
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    23 Oct '19 14:29
    you don't call a knight a horse
  2. SubscriberPaul Leggett
    Chess Librarian
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    23 Oct '19 15:48
    ...you have mated in a variety of positions.
  3. SubscriberPaul Leggett
    Chess Librarian
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    23 Oct '19 15:49
    ...you are an artist but abhore drawing.
  4. Standard memberAnderssen
    Legally stoned...
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    23 Oct '19 16:12
    You go into a rage when you see a chess scene in a movie and the board is set up wrong or the position is illegal or impossible.
  5. Standard memberAnderssen
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    23 Oct '19 16:14
    You have to go into every used bookstore that you come across just to see if they have that old forgotten chess book that will make you a chessmaster.
  6. Standard memberAnderssen
    Legally stoned...
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    23 Oct '19 16:16
    You HATE chess metaphors used by people that know nothing about chess.
  7. Donationketchuplover
    Isolated Pawn
    Wisconsin USA
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    23 Oct '19 17:20
    You press every clock and watch you see
  8. Standard memberAnderssen
    Legally stoned...
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    23 Oct '19 17:34
    When your wife asks you if you love chess more than her you just look at her and say nothing.
  9. santa cruz, ca.
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    23 Oct '19 18:02
    you have a copy of MCO
  10. Standard memberAnderssen
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    23 Oct '19 18:22
    @lemondrop said
    you have a copy of MCO
    You might be a chessplayer if you've realized your copy of MCO isn't needed anymore because..."Your only task in the opening is to reach a playable middlegame" - Portisch
  11. santa cruz, ca.
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    23 Oct '19 18:28
    @anderssen said
    You might be a chessplayer if you've realized your copy of MCO isn't needed anymore because..."Your only task in the opening is to reach a playable middlegame" - Portisch
    you might be a chess player if you can quote other chess players
  12. Standard memberAnderssen
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    23 Oct '19 18:30
    LoL
    You might be a chessplayer if you bust out laughing from chess jokes.
  13. santa cruz, ca.
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    23 Oct '19 18:35
    you might be a chess player if you read greenpawn34's blog
  14. Joined
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    23 Oct '19 19:36
    @lemondrop said
    you might be a chess player if you read greenpawn34's blog
    You advance your checker to the final rank and say "queen me".
  15. Subscriber64squaresofpain
    The drunk knight
    Stuck on g1
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    23 Oct '19 21:11
    ...if you hate getting mated.
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