why do you ride a motorcycle and drive a car

You can say that again.

You know when you’re stoned and you can’t get that thing off your mind?

@gertrude said

to travel from A to B.

That was a trick question, right?

i've never driven a submarine
but once i ate a plastic spoon

@Gertrude

It's bumper cars all the way down.

@divegeester said
You know when you’re stoned and you can’t get that thing off your mind?

No, not really, but I did notice an increase in repetitious thinking after having had a general anesthetic on maybe two or three occasions.

@divegeester said
You know when you’re stoned and you can’t get that thing off your mind?

demerol, sweet demerol
how lovely be yer drool
clothed or buff i do not care
because yer just that cool