what type of baseball pitch would you be?

I'm moving this thread from the sports forum
I would be a slow curve or maybe a knuckle ball
very rusty would be an ephus pitch no doubt
baseball has dozens of pitches
so which type best describes you?

the ghost would be a slider down and away
Suzi would be a fast ball high and inside

i am a wild pitch,
a spitter in the dirt...
the kind where the umpire warns both benches,
and makes rusty wear a skirt...

@rookie54 said
i am a wild pitch,
a spitter in the dirt...
the kind where the umpire warns both benches,
and makes rusty wear a skirt...

lol
beautiful

@lemondrop said
I'm moving this thread from the sports forum
I would be a slow curve or maybe a knuckle ball
very rusty would be an ephus pitch no doubt
baseball has dozens of pitches
so which type best describes you?

It is actually called an eephus pitch with 2 E's not one. 😛 😉

-VR

@rookie54 said
i am a wild pitch,
a spitter in the dirt...
the kind where the umpire warns both benches,
and makes rusty wear a skirt...

As if you could make rusty wear your skirt!!! 😛 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
It is actually called an eephus pitch with 2 E's not one. 😛 😉

-VR

either spelling is acceptable
google it

Chin music

@lemondrop said
either spelling is acceptable
google it

Only two E's are acceptable to VR! 😛 😉

If I am throwing the pitch I call how many letter are in the type of pitch being thrown! 😛

-VR

@handyandy said
Chin music

In baseball slang, it means a pitch that is thrown near the batter's face. The pitcher's intent may be to cause the batter to move "back" such that it is more difficult to hit a future outside pitch, to frighten the batter into a poorer batting approach, to intimidate opposing batters, or to actually hit the batter with the pitch. If the umpire suspects the pitcher of either of the latter two intentions, he may eject the pitcher immediately or warn both teams that any similar pitch will result in automatic ejection. The pitcher's manager may also be ejected or warned if the umpire believes the manager ordered the beanball.

In the late 1800s, at baseball's inception, the phrase "chin music" was used to describe razzing or heckling from the fans. It began being used as a synonym for a brushback pitch around World War II.

-VR

@very-rusty said
Only two E's are acceptable to VR! 😛 😉

If I am throwing the pitch I call how many letter are in the type of pitch being thrown! 😛

-VR

you are not throwing the pitch
you are the pitch

@lemondrop said
you are not throwing the pitch
you are the pitch

And you're a nut job! 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
And you're a nut job! 😛

-VR

I'm the knuckle ball

I would like to see rusty at the plate facing a 100 mph fastball
he would need a quick change of underwear