today's headline from your hometown newspaper

December 26th, my hometown newspaper headline is:
'Pandemic no match for Christmas shoppers'

domestic terrorism in music city
prezident putz panders to pathetic patsies prestidigitating pussy
texas man enjoying his mental decline
arkansas man wins lotto; says this time he's getting his teeth fixed
texarkana man is still confused as to where he is

@lemondrop said
December 26th, my hometown newspaper headline:

Words to the effect of: The reasons why the traders and restauranteurs in the central tourist district of the city agreed with the Governor's decree to close establishments at 10 pm [until the 8th January].

[You can say that in a much less long-winded way in the local language.]

Cow found on route 7, must describe what it looks like to claim it.

Mr. Johnson has gone missing, again. Be on the lookout.

Burglars who stole beer were arrested after bringing back the empties.

Cat tree rescues down dramatically as fire service budgets cuts bite deep in 2020

Merseyside first and second in the premier league.

'Trump golfs while America burns'

26th - Christmas Display Set on Fire

26th

Heartbreak after the Flood

Transplant joy for baby Reign

Harry’s just wild about City

27th:
'Consequences are significant' for woman who fled Perth coronavirus quarantine hotel

(She's a corona-denier and could cop a fine of $10,000 or a year in jail, but the likely outcome is $4,000 because of her intent, declared on her own fb page.)

Trump still making head lines...Giving out Pardons and veto's a bill that could help get Millions of Americans back on their feet. Strange because he wasn't even involved in the negotiations for that bill! Jan 20/21 can't come fast enough for many.

-VR

HEADLINES

yep
yer getting older and they will only get worse

buy my snake oil now

@rookie54 said
HEADLINES

yep
yer getting older and they will only get worse

buy my snake oil now

I believe that to be a fabrication!

-VR

@relentless-red said
Merseyside first and second in the premier league.

Liverpool drop 2 points at home to game WBA

@blood-on-the-tracks said
Liverpool drop 2 points at home to game WBA

That doesn't really give clues about your hometown. So many think they are our rivals this season. So few are.