Things that are socially acceptable to steal

1. Glasses in bars.

@trev33 said
1. Glasses in bars.

LOL...In what country? I once seen a guy eating a glass in my younger years at a pub.

I told the waiter is he allowed to do that? The waiter said: I am not saying anything to a fellow eating glass he has to be nuts....LOL...

-VR

donations

@lemondrop said
donations

You in need?

-VR

Chickens...I work on farms and if Mr. Farmer owns 40,000 chickens then I find it socially acceptable to steal one considering I have to handle every one of the vile beasts! I hate them!

@nomorechess said
Chickens...I work on farms and if Mr. Farmer owns 40,000 chickens then I find it socially acceptable to steal one considering I have to handle every one of the vile beasts! I hate them!

Don't you get paid for your job?

-VR

Yes. Yes I do...but if a chicken scratches me or craps all over me I take offence sir.

@nomorechess said
Yes. Yes I do...but if a chicken scratches me or craps all over me I take offence sir.

Perhaps sir, you shouldn't be working at a job you don't seem to like very much!

I would say stealing from the farmer is a criminal offence.

-VR

I hate my job 😞... anyways I have 3 live chickens for sale! 😉

@trev33 said
1. Glasses in bars.

Beer mats.

@stellspalfie said
Beer mats.

Guys in beers named mat

I gotta go pass out...

@trev33 said
1. Glasses in bars.

2. Pens from banks
3. The stapler and hole-punch from your office.
4. Your neighbours wife.

...stumbled into #4 too many times.

Nothing.

@ponderable said
Nothing.

anything and everything