I recently bought a shovel.
I then walked to the bus stop and nobody cared.
I was on the bus and nobody cared.
Inconspicuous.
It's the perfect weapon.
Obviously it would be a blunt force type of weapon so you better have some power before you choose The Shovel as your go to weapon.
Afterwards you can hide evidence by digging a grave. Maybe dress up like a Gardner or something and you are completely camouflaged.
It's like a Bo staff but better.
It can also be used as a cane or even an air guitar apparatus.
Fingers are lethal weapons if you poke someone in the eye deep enough.
Or make a thumbs up sign with a hand and point the end of your thumb onto your throat. Now imagine striking with a thumbs up sign.
Lethal but nobody seems to care.
@executioner-brandsaid Fingers are lethal weapons if you poke someone in the eye deep enough.
Or make a thumbs up sign with a hand and point the end of your thumb onto your throat. Now imagine striking with a thumbs up sign.
Lethal but nobody seems to care.
While we’re talking about choking people, how have all these belts survived along people’s waists so long without someone questioning their potential weaponray usage?
@contenchesssaid The perfect inconspicuous weapon.
The Shovel.
I recently bought a shovel.
I then walked to the bus stop and nobody cared.
I was on the bus and nobody cared.
Inconspicuous.
It's the perfect weapon.
Obviously it would be a blunt force type of weapon so you better have some power before you choose The Shovel as your go to weapon.
Afterwards you can hide ...[text shortened]... but better.
It can also be used as a cane or even an air guitar apparatus.
Goodbye hockey stick.
The wood attached to most garden implements (and brooms) is usually too light and not long enough to function as a bo staff.
A frozen leg of lamb.
Ideal for battering burglars.
Once you have done the deed pop it into the oven.
When the cops are searching your property for the murder weapon you are calmly tucking into a nice dinner. Don't forget the mint sauce.
@the-gravediggersaid A frozen leg of lamb.
Ideal for battering burglars.
Once you have done the deed pop it into the oven.
When the cops are searching your property for the murder weapon you are calmly tucking into a nice dinner. Don't forget the mint sauce.
As has been turned into a nice story by Roald Dahl some decades ago.
@moonbussaid Neck tie. That’s my weapon of choice. Try entering a classy restaurant or casino with a shovel; you’ll notice the difference right away.
Fair comment π
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@the-gravediggersaid A brutal tool if used as a weapon.
Many years ago thugs were taping two stanley knives together.
The resulting wound was impossible to stitch.
boro boot boys used to put 2 hooked blades in 1 knife forcing them apart with a matchstick now they left slash marks that could not be stitched.