1. Subscribermoonbus
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I think sir you are overlooking 'white' chocolate. (Or as I call it, 'the devil's food.' )
    'WHITE CHOCOLATE! WHITE CHOCOLATE!! THAT NOTORIOUS HATEFUL LYING RIGHT-WING RACIST FASCIST MISOGYNIST PATHOLOGICAL SINO-PHOBIC TROLL GHOST OF A DUDE NOW CLAIMS 'WHITE' IS THE DEVIL'S FOOD,' her keyboard blazed as yet another calling-out-Duchess thread bit the dust and died without so much as a whimper, much less a bang, in the bit-bucket of virtual reality.
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    17 Apr '20 01:11
    Jake Vandertrop broke wind wetly, let out a sigh and raised his hand. The other directors sat around the table in the boardroom looked at him nervously.
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    @fmf said
    Jake Vandertrop broke wind wetly, let out a sigh and raised his hand. The other directors sat around the table in the boardroom looked at him nervously.
    LOL 🤣🤣🤣 For some reason that one works, that one's your novel!
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    When he looked out of the window his eyes grew large as a set of saucers and he said: "What…?!"
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    In the beginning a god created good and evil. Just for a laugh.
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    @petewxyz said
    LOL 🤣🤣🤣 For some reason that one works, that one's your novel!
    "Farts are funny" said the comedian "but the rest is just shyt".
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    17 Apr '20 19:06
    @Torunn
    Which helped him make up his mind and he decided not to let loose the iron seeking catalyst but instead turn it into a DNA analyser
  8. Subscriberrookie54
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    18 May '20 00:08
    in a cave on the island of three dead men, there was a journal with charred edges
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    18 May '20 00:301 edit
    Clarissa saw the letter for what it really was, and the future that it implied.
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    While it is true that nature abhors a vacuum, it equally true that my cat seems to hate it far worse......
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    18 May '20 16:06
    Ordinarily, I wouldn't have shot a cardinal, but then, this was not to be an ordinary day, and he was no ordinary Cardinal either.
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    She saw the missile coming in and zapped it with her powerful handheld Xray projector, but missed the first time.
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    born under a bad sign
    doin that crazy hand jive
    i drifted down to new orleans
    where i was lucky to be alive
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    Everything ended in a big ball of flame, however to begin at the beginning...
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    and the soft bump as it closes at last
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