Synonyms for the word "said" please.

SHOUTED!

sayeth

Said-bookismed, tom-swiftied.

Don't do it. "Said" is nearly invisible and doesn't get in the way of dialogue. "Erupted" and "bug-eyedly" draw attention to themselves,away from what is said. Leave them out unless you mean exactly them; in ninety-nine out of a hundred cases, you are better off sticking with just "said" or bare quotation marks.

quoted

simpered

Suggested.

Oozed

asseverated

seethed

exclaimed
aforementioned

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ejaculated.

(Say something quickly and suddenly).

But what if you jump the gun and say it to soon.

lied
quibbled
waffled

I think a lot of these are not really close synonyms of "said," because of the additional qualities connoted.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ejaculated.

(Say something quickly and suddenly).

spewed
disgorged
bled
vomited
screeched

yes i'm in a bad place but i like it here so go away

Intoned.

spake