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when cows go to sleep it's pasture bedtime
Overlook Hotel
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Car battery walked into a bar.
Bartender said don't start anything.
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Ending a sentence with a rhetorical question; how annoying is that?
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a broken vending machine is indispensable
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Q. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Do your own research.
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catwoman went to nepal
what did catman do?
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thermometers are speedometers for atoms
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gonna open a new shoppe
gonna sell marijuana and doughnuts
gonna call it "Glazed and Confused"
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hey you!
out there on yer own
sitting naked by the phone
would you touch me?
when pink floyd invented sexting
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Here's one old-school computer-heads should recognise:
"You can tune a file system, but you cannot tune a fish."
Seedy piano bar
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People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow!
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I’m pining for a good tree pun, I wish they were more poplar!
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Well, to be frank, I’d have to change my name!
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I have a chicken-proof lawn - it’s impeccable !
slatington, pa, usa
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@Shallow-Blue
No, you CAN tuna fish.
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Puns and One-liners
18 Jan '21 16:37
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