Predictions for 2023

Any events or trends you expect to see in 2023?

Sentiment in Scotland will shift in 2023, due to Tory dysfunction and maleficence in London, such that a vote for independence will be more likely the next time the option is put to the vote.

Radiohead will release a much-celebrated follow up to 2017's Moon Shaped Pool.

By the end of 2023, a quarter or more of Africa's young people (let's say up to age 25) will be moderately fluent in Zhong Wen.

AMD's Chair and CEO, Dr. Lisa Su, will present the keynote address at CES 2023 in Las Vegas.

There will be a third series of White Lotus.

Plastic microparticles, hormone analogues, and Shroom Pepsi will turn all human-hosted gut microbiomes into cyberpunk genderfluid activist wonderlands who will vote to make their hominid walkabouts easier to get along with and nicer to look at.

England will beat Australia in The Ashes test cricket in June and July 2023 in Birmingham and in London twice, while losing in Manchester and Leeds. Australia will adopt Baz Ball, so there will be no draws and the series will be level at 2-2 going into the last test. It will be fêted as the best Ashes series in living memory.

@fmf said
There will be a third series of White Lotus.

Sir, even when the trend is clear, sometimes it's better not to utter such dire prophecies out loud.

Earth will be invaded by interdimensional beings. They are reptilian and alphadraconians.
Meanwhile Marijuana strains are getting more potent.

Film at 11:00.

@gambrel said
Earth will be invaded by interdimensional beings. They are reptilian and alphadraconians.
Meanwhile Marijuana strains are getting more potent.

Film at 11:00.

Sounds good. 11:11 is where I came in.

Mitt Romney will give up politics for a lucrative deal to play Mr. Fantastic in the Marvel Universe.

Christopher Nolan will become lost in a paradox, to the relief of everyone who is tired of his damn puzzle-box movies.

Leafs win the Cup.

I have spoken!

@booger said
Leafs win the Cup.

I have spoken!

But only by one point over the Redwings.