need a prison date

block 4, cell 8...bring your own homemade jail wine ( preferably not made of apples ).

@mister-moggy said
block 4, cell 8...bring your own homemade jail wine ( preferably not made of apples ).

Which prison?

@Great-Big-Stees

sorry, i am not open to just anyone.

( i may be easy but not that easy ).

@mister-moggy said
@Great-Big-Stees

sorry, i am not open to just anyone.

( i may be easy but not that easy ).

Beggars can’t be choosers.

@mister-moggy said
block 4, cell 8...bring your own homemade jail wine ( preferably not made of apples ).

how would I smuggle in the wine

@great-big-stees said
Beggars can’t be choosers.

LOL....Stees!!

-VR

@lemondrop

never been in prison i see.

it is known as pruno. you take fruit from the mess hall, put it in a sock, it rots, you add water and the stuff turns into alcohol in a jar you keep in the cell.

Provided you have enough sugar for the bacteria to eat and grow.
The rotting fruit provided the "kicker" and then you add a lot of sugar for it to eat and grow.
It's a great way to get botulism.

It's not as easy as people think.
I know how to make it 🤗

You have to vent the fumes or your bag will pop.
You have to warm it up twice a day.
Constantly add sugar.
Etc etc.

@mister-moggy said
block 4, cell 8...bring your own homemade jail wine ( preferably not made of apples ).

Wouldn't that be against prison rules, and how would one smuggle that in?

-VR

@Very-Rusty

rules ?

if i followed the rules i would not be in prison.

@mister-moggy said
@Very-Rusty

rules ?

if i followed the rules i would not be in prison.

So you want the person trying to smuggle it in to you in with you? They may end up in another cell.

-VR

@mister-moggy said
@Very-Rusty

rules ?

if i followed the rules i would not be in prison.

That's what I was going to say and I said it to a guard once...she howled with laughter.

Good times.

@mister-moggy said
@lemondrop

never been in prison i see.

it is known as pruno. you take fruit from the mess hall, put it in a sock, it rots, you add water and the stuff turns into alcohol in a jar you keep in the cell.

sounds refreshing

@anderssen said

It's not as easy as people think.
I know how to make it 🤗

How do you afford the sock?

@wolfgang59

you can just take it from your cell mate if you are good at abusing people or you can use one of your own.