Job interview mistakes

@whodey
LoL I will remember that 😉

@chessturd said
@whodey
LoL I will remember that 😉

Just don't use it at an interview unless of course you don't really want the job!!! 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
We took a vote on your application and decided unanimously that you were a cauliflower.

now thats a turnip for the books

@badradger said
now thats a turnip for the books

What ever the hell that is suppose to mean!!! 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
What ever the hell that is suppose to mean!!! 😛

-VR

Come on Rusty, have a go at understanding the joke.

I said, '...cauliflower.'
He responded, 'now that's a turnip for the books.'


Take your time sir...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Come on Rusty, have a go at understanding the joke.

I said, '...cauliflower.'
He responded, 'now that's a turnip for the books.'


Take your time sir...

Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Come on Rusty, have a go at understanding the joke.

I said, '...cauliflower.'
He responded, 'now that's a turnip for the books.'


Take your time sir...

He might be a swede ?

@very-rusty said
Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

-VR

The Ghost has never called you 'mate.'

😛

@very-rusty said
Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

-VR

What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.

@very-rusty said
Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

-VR

VR, some people think you take up too mushroom on here.


Gedditt !!

@the-gravedigger said
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.

Man goes to the doctors with celery in his ears and a carrot up his nose.

Doctor says, 'you need to eat more sensibly.'

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Man goes to the doctors with celery in his ears and a carrot up his nose.

Doctor says, 'you need to eat more sensibly.'

Rusty went to the doctors and said 'doc, people keep ignoring me.'

The doctor said 'next.'

'Doctor, doctor!' says Rusty, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.'

Doctor replies, 'How long have you been getting these Disney spells?!

'Doctor doctor 'says Rusty,
'I think I am a pair of curtains'
The doctor said 'pull yourself together man.'

A man challenges Rusty for his wallet on a Halifax street corner.
He exclaims "your money or your life!"
Rusty responds..."ehh?"
The vagrant continues "I said, your money or your life!"
Rusty gets a real quizzical look on his face and repeats "ehh?"
"Look man, I'm not playing with you...your money or your life?"
Rusty pauses and then exclaims "I'm thinking it over!"