Jargon

Dump your corporate speak, marketing BS or any type of jargon here...

We must take on board both parallel and multi-matrixed feedbacks if we are to maintain our bleeding-edge; a homogeneous leveraging of third generation innovation is the way over the wall. I propose a strategic synchronised approach which will optimise our holistic digital capabilities across an omni-channel customer interface which will not only drive vertical growth but also provide scalable category expansions without regressing our core competencies. Let’s MAKE HAY people!

@divegeester
'Doubling down' seems in vogue at the moment. 😉

@petewxyz said
@divegeester
'Doubling down' seems in vogue at the moment. 😉

Edited.

@divegeester said
Edited.

Before walking this back, I'd like to pivot to a different brand: Let's have a conversation about "transphobia".

henceforth hurricanes will no longer either "churn" nor will they "barrel"

hurricanes will now slither
both to and fro

@wolfe63 said
Before walking this back, I'd like to pivot to a different brand: Let's have a conversation about "transphobia".

Wolfy,
What do you think of transsexual or transgender people?

-VR

OMG

@great-big-stees said
OMG

What?....That is what he is talking about!

-VR

The essence of the being is the truth of the meaning.

Synergy, synergy, synergy!

Corporate-speak is replete with this word.

@wolfe63 said
Before walking this back, I'd like to pivot to a different brand: Let's have a conversation about "transphobia".

"Circle back" is used by corp-speakers who come to piss in my e-mail in-bin once a week.

@soothfast said
Synergy, synergy, synergy!

Corporate-speak is replete with this word.

Because god forbid we ever think of something on our own.

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@divegeester

holistic digital capabilities👍

@moonbus said
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