i've decided to become the king

@moonbus

Bloody peasant.

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

The Last King of Scotland.

@moonbus said
@Relentless-Red

Ah now we see the violence inherent in system. Help help, I’m being repressed.

"I'm depraved on account I'm deprived" (west side story)

"When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way..."

@divegeester said
The Last King of Scotland.

Scary movie.

@relentless-red said
There's more to becoming a king than that sort of nonsense.

Instructional video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZP5Cie7K1g

NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!

😂😂😂

@bigdoggproblem said
NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!

😂😂😂

Oh Dennis....

@relentless-red said
Excellent decision. You're good with words and saying words can be a big part of it.

I'd quite like to be knighted, but only when you can fit me in.

when i lift excalibur and tap you on yer shoulders,
is there any penalty for me if i miss?

@bigdoggproblem said
NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!

😂😂😂

Appears your Cap lock is on! 😛 😉

-VR

@rookie54 said
when i lift excalibur and tap you on yer shoulders,
is there any penalty for me if i miss?

We'll do it the old fashioned way in armour and chain mail (as a mark of respect to yer majesty).

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

imma gonna be a great king

"Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart throws a sword at you!"

- Python Pictures (Monty) 😉

@relentless-red said
We'll do it the old fashioned way in armour and chain mail (as a mark of respect to yer majesty).

(as an additional precaution I'll make sure Rookie the First uses a nerf sword just in case)