1. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
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    16 Apr '21 18:54
    i am of scottish ancestry
    momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
    i'm a cousin of royalty
    a close cousin
    and
    i am culturevated, with book learning!
    new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertainty, and tiny lil bugs that can kill you
    so
    i volunteer my services to the british
    i won't create a scene
    old bean
    stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

    imma gonna be a great king
  2. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
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    16 Apr '21 19:011 edit
    @rookie54 said
    i am of scottish ancestry
    momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
    i'm a cousin of royalty
    a close cousin
    and
    i am culturevated, with book learning!
    new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
    old bean
    stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

    imma gonna be a great king
    All you have to learn is to start your sentences with an upper case letter as I am told grammar is important to the English! πŸ˜‰

    -VR
  3. santa cruz, ca.
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    16 Apr '21 19:05
    @rookie54 said
    i am of scottish ancestry
    momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
    i'm a cousin of royalty
    a close cousin
    and
    i am culturevated, with book learning!
    new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
    old bean
    stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

    imma gonna be a great king
    seems you'd be far down the line of succession
    you'll have to off a lot of folks
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    16 Apr '21 19:11
    @lemondrop said
    seems you'd be far down the line of succession
    you'll have to off a lot of folks
    He could give the gravedigger a lot of business....LOL.... You see now that I find funny!

    -VR
  5. santa cruz, ca.
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    16 Apr '21 19:15
    @very-rusty said
    He could give the gravedigger a lot of business....LOL.... You see now that I find funny!

    -VR
    it was clever but you ended up ruining it with your comment about finding it funny
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    16 Apr '21 19:171 edit
    @lemondrop said
    it was clever but you ended up ruining it with your comment about finding it funny
    Of course you know the sleep I'll lose over that lemon! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

    -VR
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    16 Apr '21 21:14
    @rookie54 said
    i am of scottish ancestry
    momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
    i'm a cousin of royalty
    a close cousin
    and
    i am culturevated, with book learning!
    new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
    old bean
    stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

    imma gonna be a great king
    Excellent decision. You're good with words and saying words can be a big part of it.

    I'd quite like to be knighted, but only when you can fit me in.
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    17 Apr '21 01:08
    @rookie54

    I second Red's idea and commend him to Your Grace for the honour of Knight of the Rookie Empire.
  9. SubscriberSuzianne
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    17 Apr '21 04:13
    @rookie54 said
    i am of scottish ancestry
    momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
    i'm a cousin of royalty
    a close cousin
    and
    i am culturevated, with book learning!
    new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
    old bean
    stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

    imma gonna be a great king
    YouTube : Can't Wait to be King
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    17 Apr '21 04:43
    "It's Good To Be King"

    YouTube
  11. Subscribermoonbus
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    17 Apr '21 06:35
    @rookie54 said
    i am of scottish ancestry
    momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
    i'm a cousin of royalty
    a close cousin
    and
    i am culturevated, with book learning!
    new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
    old bean
    stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

    imma gonna be a great king
    Well I didn’t vote for you.
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    17 Apr '21 08:49
    @moonbus said
    Well I didn’t vote for you.
    There's more to becoming a king than that sort of nonsense.

    Instructional video:

    YouTube
  13. SubscriberEarl of Trumps
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    17 Apr '21 11:03
    @rookie54
    Capital move, becoming a king, but aren't you thinking of checkers?

    Now, if you want to become a queen, we can help you in here. Put a dress and some lipstick on., and Presto! πŸ˜€
  14. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    17 Apr '21 12:03
    rookie you forgot to put Kong on the end.
  15. Subscribermoonbus
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    17 Apr '21 18:49
    @Relentless-Red

    Ah now we see the violence inherent in system. Help help, I’m being repressed.
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