I wish I was an Englishman

My neighborhood's dentist is flaming hot, yet
I have no reason to schedule a visit.

:'(

Originally posted by Seitse
My neighborhood's dentist is flaming hot, yet
I have no reason to schedule a visit.

:'(

And that would change if you would be an Englishman?

Originally posted by Ponderable
And that would change if you would be an Englishman?

Apparently we all have bad teeth.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Apparently we all have bad teeth.

is there any link between this assumption, and the phrase,"keep a stiff upper lip"???

Originally posted by rookie54
is there any link between this assumption, and the phrase,"keep a stiff upper lip"???

🙂 Maybe.

The whole bad teeth thing though is sooo 19th century.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Apparently we all have bad teeth.

As opposed to bad foreign policy.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
🙂 Maybe.

The whole bad teeth thing though is sooo 19th century.

Last time I made out with several people at a Birmingham pub, they
all had terrible teeth. Hence, it's a scientific fact.

And the breathe was pure Stella. Yikes!

Originally posted by Seitse
Last time I made out with several people at a Birmingham pub, they
all had terrible teeth. Hence, it's a scientific fact.

And the breathe was pure Stella. Yikes!

I am only a quarter English and therefore only lost my front teeth.

Originally posted by Kegge
I am only a quarter English and therefore only lost my front teeth.

Is that the quarter with syphilis?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
🙂 Maybe.

The whole bad teeth thing though is sooo 19th century.

That explains why Yanks like Seitse still think it's a funny joke.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
That explains why Yanks like Seitse still think it's a funny joke.

Hey, I am not a Yank. That's an insult! 😠

Lesson one: learn their language; it's "I wish I were an Englishman."

Lesson two: learn the words & tune to "I am the very model of a modern major general..." by heart.

Originally posted by moonbus
Lesson one: learn their language; it's "I wish I were an Englishman."

Lesson two: learn the words & tune to "I am the very model of a modern major general..." by heart.

Learn my languages, dweeb.

Originally posted by Seitse
Learn [b]my languages, dweeb.[/b]

Come sir, so very few colleges teach cauliflower.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Come sir, so very few colleges teach cauliflower.

I demand respect! Gibberish is an ancient language built around
a rich culture and giving voice to ancient traditions!