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    Good food Wrong time?

    I eat chocolate before bed because it gives me incredibly vivid dreams that are insane.
    I will usually jump out of bed in the middle of the night and say..."Whoa! That was crazy"

    ...and then I eat more chocolate because I keep it on my bedside table so I can have more crazy dreams.

    I also eat potato chips when I wake up in the morning because that is when they taste the best.
    (I think Brits call them crisps?)

    I'm sure everyone has food habits that are abnormal but try eating a lot of chocolate before bed!
  2. The Ghost Chamber
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    19 Apr '21 07:13
    @very-musty said
    Good food Wrong time?

    I eat chocolate before bed because it gives me incredibly vivid dreams that are insane.
    I will usually jump out of bed in the middle of the night and say..."Whoa! That was crazy"

    ...and then I eat more chocolate because I keep it on my bedside table so I can have more crazy dreams.

    I also eat potato chips when I wake up in the morning becaus ...[text shortened]...

    I'm sure everyone has food habits that are abnormal but try eating a lot of chocolate before bed!
    Please see a dietician.
  3. Gothenburg
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    19 Apr '21 07:20
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Please see a dietician.
    ... and maybe a dentist.
  4. The Ghost Chamber
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    19 Apr '21 07:28
    @torunn said
    ... and maybe a dentist.
    A plan of action:

    1. See a dietician
    2. See a dentist
    3. See a therapist
    4. Elope with an armadillo
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    19 Apr '21 07:32
    I say skip 1-3.
  6. The Ghost Chamber
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    19 Apr '21 07:34
    @trev33 said
    I say skip 1-3.
    You think the armadillo will want you if you are not mentally stable with good teeth?
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    19 Apr '21 11:04
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    You think the armadillo will want you if you are not mentally stable with good teeth?
    And if your diet results in an ulcer, Armadillos particularly dislike duodenal ulcers.
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    19 Apr '21 11:06
    @relentless-red said
    And if your diet results in an ulcer, Armadillos particularly dislike duodenal ulcers.
    I "tested" my Armadillo and he had no idea what a duodenal ulcer was.
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    19 Apr '21 11:10
    @great-big-stees said
    I "tested" my Armadillo and he had no idea what a duodenal ulcer was.
    Just wait until you are sleeping.
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    @relentless-red said
    Just wait until you are sleeping.
    I always sleep with one eye open.
  11. santa cruz, ca.
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    A plan of action:

    1. See a dietician
    2. See a dentist
    3. See a therapist
    4. Elope with an armadillo
    How can I tell if the armadillo is a female?
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    @torunn said
    ... and maybe a dentist.
    Teeth are overrated.
  14. The Ghost Chamber
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    @very-musty said
    How can I tell if the armadillo is a female?
    Ask it to park your car.

    (Slinks away...)
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    @very-musty said
    How can I tell if the armadillo is a female?
    In your case, you shouldn't care.
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