This can't be real. There are no video stores anymore, let alone porn video stores. You're probably the only one left of our perverted species who keeps a masturbatorium full of x-rated VHS tapes.
Not quite... but my VHS player doesn't work any more, so it lies forlornly unviewed.
@Shallow-Blue Sound like your sex life depends on getting that tape player fixed. So get on with it. Time is wasting. You have a LOT of right and work to do, that is unless you are left handed. I just hope hair doesn't grow in your palms, it might be too scratchy.
@shallow-bluesaid As opposed to "middle-aged woke woman" syndrome, where you have to read the news every morning because the enforced outrage is the only thing that keeps you from descending into sherry alcoholism.