John Cleese weighs in on the woke folk

@kevcvs57 said
If it was like that and he didn’t like yes he’d still be a racist because of that.
But it’s not like that so he’s a liar and an Uber racist.

Oh but it IS like that, just google images of London streets today.

@cheesemaster said
So if I say I'm a chick I can go watch women pee?

Ok...be right back I'm going to get dressed.

How do I look? 💃

You wanna watch my dog pee, too?

@cheesemaster said
How can one tell the difference? 🤔

Same as you do with any criminals if they commit a crime then their criminals if they don’t then they ain’t.
Should we castrates all straight men because the majority of rapes are committed by straight men. I mean how can we tell if their rapists or not.

The post that was quoted here has been removed

Yes the fact that your disgusted makes all the difference, I didn’t really think it through did I.

Obviously you didn't. 😏

FNN breaking news report:

This just in:
"Transcontinental flights to and from Transylvania have been cancelled.
Cancel-culture authorities cannot be reached for comment."

Sounds serious! 😮

I hope everyone is ok...

I didn't hear the news because my transistor radio is all messed up 😏

@cheesemaster said
Sounds serious! 😮

I hope everyone is ok...

I didn't hear the news because my transistor radio is all messed up 😏

Apparently the problem has something to with aircraft transponders.

Technicians are working furiously around the clock to fix the problem
before the annual Transylvanian Booty Contest begins. 👑

@lemon-lime said
Apparently the problem has something to with aircraft transponders.

Technicians are working furiously around the clock to fix the problem
before the annual Transylvanian Booty Contest begins. 👑

Let’s hope the issue is transient and not transmitted to other transport media.

@moonbus said
Let’s hope the issue is transient and not transmitted to other transport media.

Exactly!
It's an international event, and it's not as though everyone can just get to Transylvania via the transcontinental rail way system.
Only one form of transportation is suited for under water trans-oceanic travel, and ANY form transatlantic (or transpacific) transportation is transparently impractical.

@lemon-lime said
Exactly!
It's an international event, and it's not as though everyone can just get to Transylvania via the transcontinental rail way system.
Only one form of transportation is suited for under water trans-oceanic travel, and ANY form transatlantic (or transpacific) transportation is transparently impractical.

The event itself is unique, and its purpose transcends the usual transitory expectations of what booty is.
It's not about size or shape (contour is irrelevant).

Booty is in the eye of the beholder.

@cheesemaster said
Sounds serious! 😮

I hope everyone is ok...

I didn't hear the news because my transistor radio is all messed up 😏

Good news!
The transportation problem has been fixed, and the event will proceed as planned.

A few changes to note:
• everyone must wear face masks
• social distancing will be enforced
• sensors have been installed for detecting fart molecules



I apologize for posting this topic here instead of the Culture Forum.
In the future I shall endeavor to post news of the 9th annual Transylvanian Booty Contest in the proper forum... as though any of you culture-less philistines actually care. 😕

@philokalia said
There's no such thing as the wrong side of hsitory, bruv.

What we should all fear, though, is being on the wrong side of God on Judgment Day.

Take it to Spirituality.

The US isn't meant to be a theocracy.

Due to negative news reporting following last years 8th annual Transylvanian Booty Contest critics of Bootyism will not be invited to attend. If any are found lurking in the hallways they will be unceremoniously escorted out of the building by big bad baldheaded booty bouncers.