the sleeping dragon

headless with no direction
resting
climbing the hexagram

schadenfreude

watch as Gertrude rides the fiery beast soon to be awakened

she trades her dragon for a broom
for it is the season of the witch
and Gertrude will pick up every stitch

@lemondrop said
she trades her dragon for a broom
for it is the season of the witch
and Gertrude will pick up every stitch

The slumbering menace has bad breath.
Hasn't a dentist in years.
And a noticeable black drool does slither.
Which, flamelessly fated, will seep...
into unsuspecting ears.

😆

@lemondrop

Sir, you're not a sleeping dragon,
you simply lack the puff,
and all your clan has scarpered,
(I think they had enough).
I accept you may be scaly,
your breath really quite appalling,
but when you warn of an awakening beast
just who do you think you're fooling?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@lemondrop

Sir, you're not a sleeping dragon,
you simply lack the puff,
and all your clan has scarpered,
(I think they had enough).
I accept you may be scaly,
your breath really quite appalling,
but when you warn of an awakening beast
just who do you think you're fooling?

Gertrude is the dragon who sleeps
laugh now but tomorrow you weep

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@lemondrop

Sir, you're not a sleeping dragon,
you simply lack the puff,
and all your clan has scarpered,
(I think they had enough).
I accept you may be scaly,
your breath really quite appalling,
but when you warn of an awakening beast
just who do you think you're fooling?

Scarpered would be the English version of Scampered?

-VR

@very-rusty said
Scarpered would be the English version of Scampered?

-VR

Indeed, you little scamp.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Indeed, you little scamp.

Was that scamp or camp?

Either works I suppose.

@radioactive69 said
Was that scamp or camp?

Either works I suppose.

Yep, as camp as a row of tents the old Lemon.

@radioactive69 said
Yep, as camp as a row of tents the old Lemon.

your absence was noticeable
everything ok?

@lemondrop said
your absence was noticeable
everything ok?

Just got back from Thailand.........and before you jump to any conclusions I was there with my wife (a beautiful Lady boy I picked up there last time..............just kidding Lemon, don't get excited. Put it away!!).

Anyway did mainly the northern part of Thailand from Bangkok up to Chiang Rai, Laos and Myanmar. Was privileged to be in Chiang Mai on the full moon in November for the lantern festival where they light lanterns (and I mean millions of them from 7.00pm to 1.00am) and float Krathongs down the river. One of the most delightful nights I've ever had and on top of that I was completely sober...........ish.

Crikey, you'd have a field day over there with all those Lady boys Lemon. Our tour director told us that 3 in 10 males in Thailand become trans gender !!!!!!

That means there's 10 girls for every 7 boys in Thailand. No wonder all the men over there are so happy and smile all the time.

So what's been happening with you old son. Roma been keeping you in line?

@radioactive69 said
Just got back from Thailand.........and before you jump to any conclusions I was there with my wife (a beautiful Lady boy I picked up there last time..............just kidding Lemon, don't get excited. Put it away!!).

Anyway did mainly the northern part of Thailand from Bangkok up to Chiang Rai, Laos and Myanmar. Was privileged to be in Chiang Mai on the full moon i ...[text shortened]... and smile all the time.

So what's been happening with you old son. Roma been keeping you in line?

Roma's been fine with me
I like your banner on your bio page
is it you?

does the dragon have tits or balls?

@wycombe-al said
does the dragon have tits or balls?

Gertrude is becoming and when aroused, has balls of fire

@lemondrop said
Roma's been fine with me
I like your banner on your bio page
is it you?

My mum actually. Just wanted to show where I came from as a young boy.